3 Ways To Stay Miserable With The Art Of Comparison

So you want to stay miserable, eh? Here are three pieces of vital advice: compare, compare, compare. 1. Compare Your Worst With Facebook’s Best Social Media is a fantastic tool to aid in your quest to misery. And I have news for you: everybody’s life is as perfect as their profile picture. While you have…

How To Stay Miserable With A Glass Of Milk

Here is another helpful tip on how you too can stay miserable. This time, using a glass of milk. Go to your dining room table and pour yourself a glass of milk. It can be skim, 2%, Vitamin D, straight from the clutch of Bessy’s udder, or any hipster non-dairy option like coconut, soy, almond,…

How To Stay Miserable Using A Hammer And Nails

If you’re miserable right now, you surely didn’t get there alone. Oh, maybe you did. Here’s how to stay miserable using only some basic home improvement materials and tools. Go to your nearest Ace Hardware, Home Depot, or Lowe’s. Just kidding, you stay inside. Hire a little peasant boy to run for you and toss…

2 Ways To Stay Miserable Using Magic

Oh, depression, let us wallow! Last week, I wrote a post called 2 Ways To Stay Miserable In The Face Of Affirmation. It is a how-to of sorts explaining how you can maintain misery, if you just put your mind to it. Here are two more strategies to staying miserable, this time, using magic: 1. Read People’s Minds…

2 Ways To Stay Miserable In The Face Of Affirmation

Being depressed or anxious can often limit our abilities to accept compliments, encouragement, or affirmation from others. Sure, everyone likes a pat on the back sometimes but we don’t want to feel too good -- we’re depressed! And we like it. So here are two ways in which you can keep yourself truly miserable when…