March With THE BEST OF MARCH 2018

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“You can only keep that beast in its cage for so long. It will eventually find its way around the internet filter, lie to the accountability partner, and get tired of being told to be good.”

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“It wasn’t prescribed by a doctor or a therapist; it wasn’t a revelation or some mystery solved or a giant step toward healing. It was my stupid coping mechanism.”

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“At first, he was a missing person. They always are. Days later, they found his body in a patch of woods near my sister’s house.”

Mains Family Newsletter (And A Lady Gaga Impersonator)signal-2018-03-26-173928

“If you haven’t heard, we are having a girl!

I’m confident she’ll waft out of the womb like a gowned Lady Gaga for an emotional piano ballad.”

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“When I bumbled to the desk and asked for a membership, I felt like a kid buying a King Size Snickers on his first solo trip to the 7 Eleven. Kinda proud but mostly scared.

To say I was adequately prepared to start a regular workout would make Pinnochio’s nose longer than the Washington Monument.”

What was your favorite of March?? Do tell.


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